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We spent two years having phone sex and, eventually, speaking to each other off . Someone would always be home, and she couldn't risk the. There is literally one person in the whole world who can answer this question: your husband. If he is OK with it, it's OK. If he is not, you are. It has happened, I'm sure, to someone somewhere, but I will still I like to wait because I also like hand jobs and phone sex and kissing and.

At night she entertained her gentleman callers. I told her I was tall, broad and mixed race.

She said she resembled Gina Lollobrigida. Both our exaggerations were probably true enough.

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She was a year-old woman with some undefined illness that had forced her to retire 15 years early. Maybe it took some toll on her physically. Maybe she was in a wheelchair, I don't know.

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