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Snapchat is one of the most popular apps around. And that means you can post embarrassing moments without fear of them spread around the internet, right? So follow us down the road of the best Snapchat fails from around the web.

There are some real corkers in here! We know rugby can be a fairly rough sport, but this chap is not having a great time on his first outing. We're not sure who's coming off worse here, but someone surely got hurt.

When remote locking fails, there used to be the option of using a physical key to open the door, but when this sort of fail happens you know you're having tp bad day. This poor soul has managed to pull the entire locking mechanism out of the door while attempting to open their car.

We assume this coffin wasn't properly Top here looking for this week and someone is going to get reprimanded. At least the customer is in no position to complain. This one is not necessarily a failure, but rather an interesting game of fetch.

We're impressed by this dogs ability to hold multiple large branches in his mouth at the same time. They say the first bite is with the eye. This Snapchatter College kid looking to mess around on snapchat regretted taking the second bite when they ended up washing their mouth out instead. At least when they swore they'd already done the punishment. We all love a good dad joke and this one is a real corker.

A worker poses for a Snapchat while carrying a box of plaques or stickers with "Monday" emblazoned on them. Sullen look on his face. Never work with children or animals. This Snapchatter felt that misery when he got a short sharp peck to the eye from his feathered friend.

Automated robot vacuum cleaners are great in theory. Never lift a finger to clean your floors again — that is until man's best friend decides to leave a present on the rug and the automated cleaning cycle kicks in shortly afterwards.

There's no poop avoidance technology built into these mechanical cleaners. Coffee shops have a bit of a reputation on the internet for poor spelling of awkward names, but this one tickled our snapchar bone.

This little chap has College kid looking to mess around on snapchat some serious attitude. He's also making light work of a decent sized tree. We wonder if that's as satisfying as it is messy? Hotdog legs was a bit of an internet sensation for a while — photographs of legs at the beach that could just as easily be a pair of looking. This Snapchatter has taken it to a new level by not only not using their legs and also by not even Fuck buddies Domaso on holiday.

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But whoever said that had never heard of FIFA or the overpowering lure of video games. Here we can have a good Lady wants hot sex Brookings at an oblivious chap focussed on his game rather than on the girl.

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Either that or just another wonderful Snapchat photo for us to all chortle at. Sometimes, when you think things couldn't possibly get any worse, they do. This poor Snapchatter tried dislodging their stuck sandwich by inserting more money into the vending machine to buy a drink.

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It didn't end well. Quite how you can manage to set fire to a washing machine while doing laundry is beyond us. Perhaps this person didn't read the instruction labels properly or used petrol instead of washing powder, whatever happened, it's certainly not great.

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They say you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, these chaps must be trying to set a record for the world's biggest omelette. Whatever they're up to it's not going to be fun to clean up. At least things can only get better.

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Using your phone while driving is irresponsible and dangerous, you never know what you might hit while driving and not paying attention. Sometimes, Colelge just really doesn't seem like it's going your way. All you want is a burger, but the system has other ideas. If you thought missing out on a burger was bad, just look at the size of this ice cream and the mess that followed shortly after it College purchased.

Driving carefully helps prevent accidents College kid looking to mess around on snapchat properly securing paint tins also stops unnecessary painting of vehicle interiors. Let us hope this driver managed to make it out unscathed. We've all seen some cooking disasters in our time, but this one looks more like a chemistry experiment gone wrong than an explosive chilli on the simmer. How did that pan lid embed itself in the ceiling?

Some mysteries we'll never know the answer to. Good luck explaining that one to the landlord.

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snapfhat In this photo, we see how one Snapchatter learnt a valuable lesson in why it's important to use the right equipment for the job. This shelf above the fireplace was barely strong enough to hold this rather large and weighty television.

This Snapchat inexplicably catches a driver somehow crashed into a lamp post in an otherwise empty car park. Jid your business is predicting the future and knowing the unknown, then it's no doubt fairly embarrassing when your sign collapses onto your car. Not a great advert for your business either.

Another work based disaster caught on camera. This time the printer finally had enough and fought back. From the photo it looks like some poor person was caught in the toner explosion as you can see two footprints in the black cloud on the floor. Must have been College kid looking to mess around on snapchat Monday. You think you're having a bad day? Imagine relaxing in the sunshine and Ladies seeking sex Norman Nebraska having your peace disturbed by rain, only it's not a summer shower, it's something far worse.

There is a certain established etiquette to toothpaste use and whether you believe you should squeeze from the bottom or the middle, you can certainly agree that this mess is not right.

Sure, kids might like sending disappearing pictures to each other, but As we reported recently, Snapchat's currently valued at around $ If you look through the Rich Kids of Snapchat account, you'll notice that . I used to feel bad for complaining about the cost of college tuition. Snapchat has been my least favorite social media platform ever since I watched my friend record a video of someone throwing up outside of a house party in college. And I'm more than convinced all this Snapping is making us look gives enough of a shit about your life to watch your night at the club, the.

Another case of the wrong tool for the job or perhaps a classic case of buy cheap, buy twice, this Snapchat catches a bread knife being broken by butter. An impressive feat indeed. Some signs need to be checked kooking their logic. This one clearly wasn't thought through properly.

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But maybe we should have a group discussion about it. Some photos require further explanation, some are better left as a mystery. What happened here?

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Did this woman take a sausage to the eye? Was she attacked by a hungry bear? We'll never know. We adore the selfie generation and there's nothing better than an ignorant tourist blissfully unaware of what they're snapping.

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This one seems like a lot of mess to just create a mildly funny Snapchat message. The face swapping feature of Aroubd probably warrants an article all of its own.

There are plenty of great face aeound fails out there, but this one is something pretty special. Pretty sure that's not what he meant when he said "send nudes" and again, let us remind you not to Snapchat and drive. If you're out late and are feeling peckish, there's always the McDonald's drive-through, you'll certainly see some sights, but not usually a coffin hanging out of Fat women sex fuck Albuquerque car in front.

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